I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
what she says: no
what she really means: no
women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them
One of my greatest fears
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?