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miss-nerdgasmz:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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hanniggle:

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

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superhanallah:

One of my greatest fears

hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha

superhanallah:

One of my greatest fears

hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha



necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.



belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls



jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?




Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)

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